Category: smoking ban

Puff the Magic Smoker and the Horse He Rode in On

October 11, 2007 by Anonymous

It's been a week since the campus-wide smoking ban took effect and the rebels are already out in force. Some smoke near buildings in open defiance, their heads hung high. Others are purchasing expensive cigars at Happy Harry's and are lighting up like millionaires across from campus, a musical ensemble gathered outside of Twamley Hall to conduct a wheezing rendition of "We Shall Overcome" and the pot smokers are in a daze over what to do. Meanwhile the European students had to resort to chewing gum or face "Don't Pass Gas" death squads and their fire extinguishers.

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